Obama will win this election, no doubt about it. He speaks about hope, change and civil liberties. When he speaks everyone listens, from the elite to the redneck. His Leftist support group ACORN has helped to spread his message, but they don’t stop there. They have helped bring voters to the booths in record numbers especially in Ohio.
Bubba: Hey Jim Bub, ever herd of them ACORN fellers?
Jim Bob: Uh, sure, their the ones who told me I gots more than one vote. I wasn’t gonna use em if I had to vote fer that MacCain feller, but I always like that colored feller.
Bubba: Shoot, more an one vote? They’s real Americans, helping us out like that.
Jim Bob: Heck, theys awfully helpful. They even got my dog to vote.
Bubba: Yer dog? Dang, they’s lookin out fer all of us. That danged ol’ MacCain only cares ’bout the folks.
Jim Bob: Yep, it’s a cryin shame.
Bubba: You’d think being President, you’d care ’bout all folks.
Jim Bob: That colored feller does, that’s why them ACORN folks git the youngins to vote too.
Bubba: So just were does a fella go to git register?
Jim Bob: Theys down at the cemetery, they’s gettin mama’s vote too. God rest her soul.
Bubba: Well dang, I’m going down there right now then.
Jim Bob: Ok then, see ya later. Oh, don’t forget the youngins and yer mutt.