April 10th, 2010 • Related
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Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it until she’s 14.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools?
How do you know when you’re staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the front desk person replies: “Go ahead.”
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in Alabama? Documentaries.
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75 and said to the driver: “Got any I.D.? and the driver replied: “Bout wut?”
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they’re STILL brother and sister.
Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books–poof!–up in flames. And he hadn’t finished coloring one of them.