Why does the elephant wear red sneakers.? So he can hide in the strawberry patch.

How do you get six elephants in a Ford Focus?  Three in the front and three in the back.

Why do elephants have flat feet?  So they can stand on marshmallows.

Why do elephants stand on marshmallows?  So they won’t fall in the hot chocolate.

Where can you find your elephant?  Right where you left him.

How can you find an elephant?  They are so big they seldom get lost.

Then there was the elephant who went away to forget.

How do you make an elephant fly?  First, start with a three foot zipper…

The alligator bit off the elephants trunk.  The elephant said, “Veddy funny.”

Why do ducks have flat feet?  To stamp out forest fires.  Why do elephants have flat feet?  To stamp out burning ducks.