Famous Last Words

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Gary L. Clark is an author. After a thirty year career he retired to write a novel. He then joined a counselor-in-training program at the local community mental health center and worked three years as a substance abuse counselor. He retired again and has written two more novels. He recently completed the annotation of a self-help book on faith-based self-help. Two published novels (available on Amazon.com) address social justice. Mr. Clark is the Editor of thefiresidepost.com. He lives in St. Joseph, Missouri.

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Famous Last Words

I don’t burn.  I tan.

Is there anything that I can do?

General Custer commanded, “Men, don’t take any prisoners!”

If you had any brains or ambition you would not be a traffic policeman.

Give me a match, I think the tank is empty.

Take off your clothes, the doctor will be with you in a minute.

Why put the top up, it won’t rain?

He Bubba, watch this!

You will house break him in no time.

You can make it.  That train is too slow.

When the gauge says it is empty there is always a couple of gallons left.

They will feel great once you break them in.

Of course they are mushrooms.  Toadstools are more round and come to a point.


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