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Ohg Rea Tone is all or nothing. He is educated and opinionated, more clever than smart, sarcastic and forthright. He writes intuitively - often disregarding rules of composition. Comment on his posts - he will likely respond with characteristic humor or genuine empathy. He is the real-deal.

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We picked these up from the internet:

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN … IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE.

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  • Karen Graves My Mother always said people need one good “belly laugh” a day. It IS good medicine. She lived to 90, never took vitamins or pills. Drank one glass of (awful homemade wine a day) ate yogurt she made and walked to the cemetary and back every day. She danced at the American Legion, worked hard — very hard — all of her life and expected nothing from anyone. God Love Her.
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“The Place” in Wathena for those that remember the old days there fondly. Oh, that includes me.

"The Place" in Wathena for those that remember the old days there fondly. Oh, that includes me.
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Competition?? We don’t need no stinking competition!!!

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  • Deanna Davis If Heartland had competition, perhaps they might try to do a decent job of caring for people.
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  • Brent Seevers Hospitals used to be local. St. Joe used to have quite a few at once. The hospital biz seems to be all about money, growth, and territory any more. Even St. Lukes fits the same description, taking on the regional market. Quantity vs Quality. Quality can easily become lost if you get too big.
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Asking for prayers for our nephew Kinith Massey  and his mom Vanessa Bell.....they were in a head on collision with a drunk driver last night.....PLEASE SHARE THIS PHOTO.....AS A WAKE UP CALL TO WHAT DRUNK DRIVING CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU PEEPS....GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU...

Asking for prayers for our nephew Kinith Massey and his mom Vanessa Bell…..they were in a head on collision with a drunk driver last night…..PLEASE SHARE THIS PHOTO…..AS A WAKE UP CALL TO WHAT DRUNK DRIVING CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU PEEPS….GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU…

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