Another song from childhood:
Ladies and gentlemen, Germans and gents,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants,
I come before you because I am not behind you to tell you something I know nothing of.
One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard this noise
came and killed these two dead boys.
I you don’t believe this ask that blind man,
he saw it all.
Eenee meenee desa meenee ouwhat ouwhat a meenee
exameenee solameenee ouwhat ouwhat
Beat bellie otengoten bo bo bedeetengoten