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Redneck Ingenuity – or Schizophrenic Engineering?

I know rednecks.  I should.  I am one generation removed from hillbillies.  Around these parts people who are one generation removed must go through the redneck phase – and sometimes that phase lasts a couple of generations.  I am known as a half-breed because I obtained a formal university education.  Even my redneck friends will [...]

5Feb2010 | Ohg Rea Tone | 2 comments | Continued
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The Redneck, The Italian, and The German

A redneck an Italian and a German were captured by the French.  All convicted – they were sentenced to death by the guillotine.
The Italian was led to the platform and given one last opportunity say his last words.  He said, “Long live Italy.”
The French put his head on the block and let the blade fall.  [...]

13Oct2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 1 comment | Continued
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Letterman on Bush, McCain, Palin, and Clinton

David Letterman is taking over late night television.  With this monologue, it is easy to see why.  His writers are superb, and Letterman knows how to tell a joke.  Is this merely a case of art reflecting reality – or are these just jokes?

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28Aug2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Polite Manners With Name Prefixes

How do you address others?  How are we supposed to address others?  The internet serves to mix cultures and polite manners.  My internet friend in San Francisco calls me Mr. Tone.  I call her Ann – thinking by so doing I would subtly give her permission to call me Ohg.  She figured me out and [...]

12Jun2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 1 comment | Continued
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How to Handle a Heckler

In case you ever get the notion that you might launch your comedy career from the seats rather from the stage, I hope that this will be a reminder that the brave and the truly funny are always the people on stage. You are just the annoying person in the audience and, trust me, no one there is cheering for you.

31Mar2009 | bryan | 0 comments | Continued
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Hypochondria – The Disease Of The Elderly

I am in the class of people politely referred to as ‘Senior.’ When I was young I thought Senior meant really old, fragile, frail, sickly, helpless. Today I understand Senior as that stage of life before Elderly. Senior is a prelude to an honest understanding of illness and mortality. Senior is that time of life where we begin to examine the ailments we will experience as elderly. I used to be a hypochondriac, but now I think I have something much worse. – it is called aging.

30Mar2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Colbert and Conan – String Dancing

What can we say – these two are great comedians. Steven Colbert and Conan O’Brian often play off each other – they make fun of each other and politicians should take a clue of how to react. Conan invented the ’string dance’ and Colbert imitated Conan. Here they are together:

18Feb2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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The Sentence – confusing a simple thought

The sentence is the most simple form of expressing a thought. The sentence must have a subject and a predicate – well, not exactly. The subject and predicate can be explicit, or simply understood. We are assuming of course that one wants to express a complete thought. But a sentence may also have an object, may have modifiers, may have connectives, and may have independent elements. So what is so hard about that? Please feel free to help with this understanding.

17Feb2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 2 comments | Continued
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America Derailed

Rights organizations have historically been a blessing to life as we know it today. While they did not necessarily reflect the ideology of every person in this great country, their purpose was for progression and prosperity of the nation as a whole. Women’s rights, abolishment of slavery, equal opportunity employment and to a good degree, affirmative action have all been for positive change to move our country forward. Now we are stuck in a gravy bowl of economic turmoil and some of these new found organizations are just adding flour.

17Jan2009 | Cole James | 2 comments | Continued
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The Prophecy of Ohg Rea Tone – 2009

Prophecy is only valuable if it presents opportunity for change.  Absolutes are for the cynical, for those who presume their destiny is predetermined.  Free will suggests we have something to say about our life.  In the tradition of ancient Bible Prophets we will offer some conditional prophecy for 2009:

If we reward failure, failure will be [...]

16Dec2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 1 comment | Continued
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The Future Is Not What It Used To Be

I studied electronics at The Electronics Institute in Kansas City. That was a long time ago. We studied vacuum tubes. Vacuum tube radios and television and radar systems. It was the dawn of the transistor – we talked about transistors in class, and experimented with diodes in building full-wave bridge power supplies. Resonant circuits were [...]

12Dec2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Tabloid Voyeurism Sells

We are not talking about the National Enquirer here folks.  We are talking about Cable News, Network News, Print Newspapers, Print Magazines, and of course the internet boom in journalistic voyeurism.  We just gave an example  – the use of the term ‘journalistic voyeurism’ is much more interesting than say, ‘Journalistic practice.’
The Fireside Post has [...]

10Dec2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Take Us to your Leader Elect

Featured McClatchy cartoon

Jim Morin / Miami Herald (December 1, 2008) [...]

2Dec2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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To the Victor goes the Spoils

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11Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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A Brief History of the “F-Bomb”

A Brief History Of

The “F-Bomb”

By M.J. Stephey Monday, Nov. 10, 2008

Comedian George Carlin performing his infamous 1973 monologue “Filthy Words”
“The F-word is one of the most graphic, explicit and vulgar words in the English language,” U.S. Solicitor General Gregory Garre proclaimed last week during a Supreme Court hearing on the First Amendment case Federal Communications [...]

10Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Cable Talking Head Conundrum

We find ourselves in a technological quandry.  This writer is an amateur politica junkie (is that an oxy moron), or just moronic?  Does Oxy imply a clean moron?  No matter – today we find ourselves struggling to find real news and intelligent commentary on the cable ‘news’ channels.
Wolf Blitzer is just a bore, welcome to [...]

2Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Black Muslim Terrorist

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29Oct2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued