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Toyota Should Hire A Redneck

Toyota should hire a Redneck – that is the advice from the General Store in Punkin Center, Missouri.  We were talking the other day about fixing old cars when Billy Ray said straight out that someone needs to do some fixin on new cars.  Billy Ray claims that just about any old Redneck could have [...]

11Mar2010 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Redneck Logic

Occasionally we have the opportunity to write something about our neighbors. Billy Ray come over the other night and told us this story. Who knows what to believe from a Redneck?

17Feb2010 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Redneck Ingenuity – or Schizophrenic Engineering?

I know rednecks.  I should.  I am one generation removed from hillbillies.  Around these parts people who are one generation removed must go through the redneck phase – and sometimes that phase lasts a couple of generations.  I am known as a half-breed because I obtained a formal university education.  Even my redneck friends will [...]

5Feb2010 | Ohg Rea Tone | 2 comments | Continued
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2012 Mayan Prediction – Respecting Logic

Marilyn vos Savant is some sort of genius who sells her logic to Parade Magazine.  People write with questions, Marilyn answers.  The question on January 31, 2010, concerned the Mayan prediction of the end of the world in the year 2012.  The question:  Can you add some logic to calm the hysteria?  The flaw in [...]

3Feb2010 | Ohg Rea Tone | 1 comment | Continued
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Redneck Gazette –

Redneck Gazette

Fifth Edition

Stimulating Economics

Stimulating Economics

Ohmydidhesayjihad

We is having some trouble figuring out what we is hearing.  We got us a new President hoping that he would fix the problems this country is having.  We don’t know nothing about economics.  We only know that we should save more than we spend.
We [...]

27Jan2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Redneck Gazette – Fight the Bad Guys

Redneck Gazette

Fourth Edition

Get The Bad Folks

> Osama Bin Laden

George Bush Fails

Well, Ronald Reagan said, “There you go again.” And here we go again. Osama Bin Laden, that fella what kicked our butts in New York back in 2001, is poking at us again.
This [...]

14Jan2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Redneck Gazette – Obama New President

Redneck Gazette
Third Edition
Punkin Center, Missouri, BR-777
Obama Wins Presidency!

Obama Bring Hope

A Time of Despair

Obama done gone and won more votes to be the 44th President of the United States of America. And the electors in college like him best too.

We was pretty sure that [...]

4Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Redneck Gazette – Obama Uses Common Sense

Redneck Gazette
Second Edition
Punkin Center, Missouri, BR-777

Obama Uses Missouri Common Sense

Fannie Mae is goin fishing

We been listening to that fella Barack Obama. It sounds like he uses plain old Missouri Common Sense.

Figure this out. Obama is talking about that over on Wall Street. We think that [...]

3Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued
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Redneck Gazette – Obama Gonna Win

Redneck Gazette
Election Prediction

Obama Gonna Be President

McCain Goes Home

It looks like this here election is a done deal. That fella from Illinois attracted most of the people. And we can tell you why. Because he did a better job – that is why.
Some folks [...]

3Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued