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Redneck Gazette –

Redneck Gazette

Fifth Edition

Stimulating Economics

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We is having some trouble figuring out what we is hearing. We got us a new President hoping that he would fix the problems this country is having. We don’t know nothing about economics. We only know that we should save more than we spend.
We [...]

27Jan2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued

Redneck Gazette – Fight the Bad Guys

Redneck Gazette

Fourth Edition

Get The Bad Folks

> Osama Bin Laden

George Bush Fails

Well, Ronald Reagan said, “There you go again.” And here we go again. Osama Bin Laden, that fella what kicked our butts in New York back in 2001, is poking at us again.
This [...]

14Jan2009 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued

Redneck Gazette – Obama New President

Redneck Gazette
Third Edition
Punkin Center, Missouri, BR-777
Obama Wins Presidency!

Obama Bring Hope

A Time of Despair

Obama done gone and won more votes to be the 44th President of the United States of America. And the electors in college like him best too.

We was pretty sure that [...]

4Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued

Redneck Gazette – Obama Uses Common Sense

Redneck Gazette
Second Edition
Punkin Center, Missouri, BR-777

Obama Uses Missouri Common Sense

Fannie Mae is goin fishing

We been listening to that fella Barack Obama. It sounds like he uses plain old Missouri Common Sense.

Figure this out. Obama is talking about that over on Wall Street. We think that [...]

3Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued

Redneck Gazette – Obama Gonna Win

Redneck Gazette
Election Prediction

Obama Gonna Be President

McCain Goes Home

It looks like this here election is a done deal. That fella from Illinois attracted most of the people. And we can tell you why. Because he did a better job – that is why.
Some folks [...]

3Nov2008 | Ohg Rea Tone | 0 comments | Continued