Son,
Your entry into the Christian Ministry has been a source of great pride and joy for me. Even given that you choose a wacky upstart like the United Methodist, or whatever you call it. There is a mild attempt at humor in the last sentence - but as with other effective editorial humor we witness [...]

Dad,
Before I get into details about this subject, I have to reiterate that we are bloggers. None of the content in this post is either official or authoritative with regards to the United Methodist Church. It’s just my blog.
I am a United Methodist. My wife and I joined a United Methodist church in Sugar Land, [...]