The Environmental Protection Agency, a cousin to the National Parks, has declared the species of neanderthal Republicans to be endangered.  Qualifying as endangered provides specific government protection.  Specifically, the EPA is developing a Republican Wildlife Refuge.  Preliminary plans are to locate the Refuge in Alaska.
Drastic action is called for after a recent study by REALCLEAR [...]

Son,
We live in a crowded world.  There are many lifeforms competing for the same land, water, and air.  But we happen to be humans - so get out of the way other lifeforms.  That has been the human motto for thousands of years.  But I think we have pushed too hard.
Wildlife is now relegated to [...]