Well, quite simply, they are all the rage. Everyone has one.

“To thine own self be true. And it shall follow as the night, the day. Thou canst not then be false to any man.” Shakespeare —- Hamlet, Polonius’ Advice to His Son. -from Jesus might have said

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ‘Take two aspirin’ and ‘Keep away from children.” –Author Unknown -from Father, Son, Brother, Nephew -Village

” But if the difference be more in opinion than real experience, and more in expression than than in opinion, how can how can it be that even the children of God should so vehemently contend with each other on the point? Several reasons may be assigned for this: the chief is their not understanding one another, joined with too keen an attachment to their opinions and particular modes of expression.” - John Wesley -from Rush and Reid: Puublic Faces vs. Private Faith

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m half-way through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God…. I could be eating a slow learner.” –Lynda Montgomer -from Home Made Chili

“Safe?” said Mr. Beaver. “Don’t you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good. He’s the King, I tell you.” - Mr Beaver, The Lion, The Witch, And the Wardrobe -from Where Bilbo Meets Aslan

“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step out onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.” - Bilbo Baggins -from Where Bilbo Meets Aslan

“God created us in His image, and we decided to return the favor.” -George Bernard Shaw -from Is God an Arab?

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” –Author Unknow -from Health Insurance Corruption

“In the essentials, unity; in the non-essentials, liberty; in all things charity.” -The United Methodist Church -from A United Methodist Perspective

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein …from Bush - Acclimated to war

“Relativity applies to physics, not ethics” - Albert Einstein - from Blogging Ethics

“It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.” - Mark Twain - from Blogging Ethics