“It Was So Cold…” (Cold Jokes)
From the internet:
It was so cold . . .
we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
It was so cold…
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold…
roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold . . .
when I dialed 911, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
It was so cold . . .
the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!
It was so cold . . .
kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”
It was so cold . . .
the travel agency was advertising tropical vacations in Igloolik!
It was so cold . . .
pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm!
It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
It was so cold . . .
I chipped a tooth on my soup!
