Puns
We picked these up from the internet:
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop:
.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN … IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE.
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“The Place” in Wathena for those that remember the old days there fondly. Oh, that includes me.
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Bob Harrison I met my wife there in 1963.
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Katie Jarvis Does anyone else remember Jack’s?
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Richard Frizell Great times never to be relived, only remembered. For me, I believe it’s sad the kids today can’t experience the 60’s, not that all of it was good though.
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Competition?? We don’t need no stinking competition!!!
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Deanna Davis If Heartland had competition, perhaps they might try to do a decent job of caring for people.
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John Curran Kc hospitals are not nearly as aggressive in their collection practices.
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![Asking for prayers for our nephew Kinith Massey and his mom Vanessa Bell.....they were in a head on collision with a drunk driver last night.....PLEASE SHARE THIS PHOTO.....AS A WAKE UP CALL TO WHAT DRUNK DRIVING CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU PEEPS....GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU...](https://i0.wp.com/fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p235x350/10952583_10202655561024834_4139600627203515981_n.jpg?resize=466%2C350&ssl=1)
Asking for prayers for our nephew Kinith Massey and his mom Vanessa Bell…..they were in a head on collision with a drunk driver last night…..PLEASE SHARE THIS PHOTO…..AS A WAKE UP CALL TO WHAT DRUNK DRIVING CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKYOU PEEPS….GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU…
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