A Horse, A Flea, And Three Blind Mice
I learned this song as a child, taught it to my children and some grandchildren.
A horse and a flea and the three blind mice
were sitting on a tombstone rolling dice,
the horse fell down and landed on the flea,
oops said the flea there’s a horse on me.
Boom Boom aint it great to be crazy.
I love me I love me I love me so,
I took myself to a picture show,
I wrapped my arms around my waist,
got so fresh I had to slap my face.
Boom Boom aint it great to be crazy.
I bought me a pair of combination underwear
wore them forty-nine years without a tear,.
forty-nine years! What a sensation,
couldn’t get them off cause I forgot the combination.
Boom Boom aint it great to be crazy.