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Advice From Farmer John
Farmer John and I do not always agree on politics – but he does have some simple but wise thoughts about life. I found this posted on facebook: Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble […]
15Jan2015 | Ohg Rea Tone | Comments Off on Advice From Farmer John | ContinuedFarm Jokes
I met a farmer who was a magician. He turned a cow into a field. We were in the country, standing by wishing well. My wife fell in. I had no idea those things really worked. What this country needs is a lie detector that seed catalogs can take. We tried mating cows and mules […]
18Feb2013 | Gary Clark | Comments Off on Farm Jokes | Continued