Redneck Gazette –
Redneck Gazette
Fifth Edition
Stimulating Economics
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Stimulating Economics |
Ohmydidhesayjihad |
| We is having some trouble figuring out what we is hearing. We got us a new President hoping that he would fix the problems this country is having. We don’t know nothing about economics. We only know that we should save more than we spend.
We been listening to the President and the creepy fellas down in the Congress. The President say he is gonna do what he said he was gonna do. He said he is going to help us get some education and some health care. He figures if we are health and educated we might have a better chance of getting a job or something. That make sense to me. Them boys on the other side just say that the President is buying pigs. Then they said they don’t like pork. I do. I like bacon and ham and pork chops – but mostly when Fannie Mae fries’um up in that old skillet. I would shure rather have pork than nothing. It takes a farmer to raise a pig – so someone gets a job out of the deal. |
That fella over there in that religious country, Iran, is a real rascal. He just keeps stirring the pot. Reminds me of my Uncle Norman, he keep on saying, “Charlotte, cook the beans some more.”
If you gripe and holler the beans just take longer to cook. You caint make them cook faster, but you sure can slow them down. Ohmydidhesayjihad is the mouth of Iran. It dont look like he actual has no power, but he is the one what gripes about the beans. That pot of stew in the Middle East has been bubbling since Henry Ford built a bunch of cars. Them folks over there don’t really care about no religion. They is just like the religious folks here in America. They like power and they like to take your money when you aint looking. Ohmydidhesayjihad dont want the stew to be cooked cause then he wont have noting to gripe about. I think he drinks Falstaff. |
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