Another song from childhood:

Ladies and gentlemen, Germans and gents,

Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants,

I come before you because I am not behind you to tell you something I know nothing of.

One bright day in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew their swords and shot each other

a deaf policeman heard this noise

came and killed these two dead boys.

I you don’t believe this ask that blind man,

he saw it all.

Eenee meenee desa meenee ouwhat ouwhat a meenee

exameenee solameenee ouwhat ouwhat

Beat bellie otengoten bo bo bedeetengoten

Shhhhhhhh!!!